The Moose in the Closet: Flashing #38: Source Code

Flashing #38: Source Code

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm on the late shift this week, it seems. Always one day behind. Well, at any rate, here's today's story. It's the original memoir as a C-function. Yay nerd!

More Flashing at the main page, I'm going to bed.

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int realizeYouHaveAGoodLife()
{
int time = 8;
int numDrinks = 3;

bool Sleep = determineIfJasonSleeps(numDrinks);

bool Rested = FALSE;
if(!Sleep)
{
tourAround();
time+=8;

}
else
{
time+=sleep(3*60*60);
Rested = TRUE;
}

if(!Rested)
time+=sleep(8*60*60);
else
{
tourAround();
time+=8;
}

if(time <= 20)
getNiceRelaxingDinner();
else
panic();

int lessonLearned=FALSE;
int night=1;

while(!lessonLearned)
{
bool karaokeNight = isItKaraokeNight(night);

if(!karaokeNight)
haveFunWithLocalsInLocalBar();
else
proveToBeStupidAmerican();

night++;
}

bool content = callRobin();

if(!content)
return FALSE;
else
return TRUE;
}

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Flashing #38: Source Code

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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