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I took a plane to Chicago where I boarded another plane for Moline where I got in a car and drove an hour to Galesburg. It's a much nicer town than I thought it would be - I had a great little pulled pork sandwich for dinner and sat in a quaint coffee shop until they kicked me out. Now I'm at the hotel, catching up on my internets. And the three best things I've found so far are...

3 - The Stewart/Cramer feud apparently came to its conclusion tonight and that conclusion consists of Cramer getting his ass handed to him and taking it like a would-be porn starlet on the casting couch.

2 - 50 Cent and Rick Ross's feud escalated when 50 Cent fucked Rick Ross's baby-mamma and filmed it. One time in college the fourth floor (my floor) got back at some guys on the sixth floor by putting McDonald's Halloween Bucket filled with shit in their study area's desk. 50 Cent is much better at this than we were.

1 - Portraits of Liberian girls. Strong and beautiful.

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