Jason Rodriguez - The Moose in the Closet: Self-Pimp and Pictorial Adventure #2

Here’s the Thing… #6 – The Only Thing Holding you back is Yourself
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Six Months. Technically half-way through the blovel. And I say technically because I’m considering adding another month, I have plenty of stories to tell. Anyway, I did this at three months, threw up pictures relating to stories or people in stories. Some of you may say this is lazy and not truly story-telling but it takes a lot longer to do one of these (I’ve got the whole story writing thing down to under ten minutes a night – it’s amazing how quick you write when it becomes routine).

I like the picture posts because it serves as a nice jumping on point for new readers (although I do have the “best of” now). It also validates my stories; at least you don’t think they’re all complete bullshit. That’s the same thought process behind the obsessive back-linking – if I’m making shit up then I had this whole thing planned for years the way the stories cross.

Anyway, I’m just rambling. Pictures!

1) No story here, just thought you’d like to see my baby-ass. 2) The Woodhull Street crew. Steven, Bobbie, Mita, Louie and Me from left to right. 3) Roots, bitch. Roots. 4) Another picture of The Coat (first picture here). This time you can see more of the trench action.

I did a week of Birthday stories in February so here are some pics to accompany them. First two are apparently a couple of cakes I forgot to mention. 1) The awesome Muppet cake, probably inspired by my huge collection of Muppet puppets. 2) Apparently Rob Liefeld got his start doing Super Friends’ cakes at Carvel.

The next three are from the McDonalds birthday party at the worst McDonalds of all time. Funny thing here, go look at the comments from that story and check out the funniest comment ever. I actually got a sincere apology from a McDonalds’ manager. 1) The Cabbage Patch Kid football cake. 2) The apple pie tree that did nothing except be a big plastic stupid tree. 3) The main attraction – Hamburglar Head.

1) My Sister having a blast in Florida. 2) Mets’ fans for life, bitch. 3) Grandma’s old backyard. 4) Uncle Mike and I on my Confirmation.

Three more. We got 1) The Moose warming up. That’s B with the glasses and Squee with the hat backwards. 3) G and I were fashion whores Freshman year in High School. 2) This picture is from the greatest Christmas ever when I got the complete series of Star Wars figure from Santa Claus but he hid them on me behind the couch. The only one he didn’t hide was Snaggle Tooth, who I am holding right there.

Half-way through, you guys having fun yet? Got some good stories coming up, I need to get back on the summer of 423, I know that, and I really need to hit my sexually awkward stories because they’re embarrassing but funny as fuck. As a matter of fact, I think Monday will be about the Prospect Park debacle. Yes…yes…

That you all for reading, seriously. It makes it worth it. The traffic has its highs and its lows but it’s good enough to keep me doing this. Just keep reading, keep commenting (or sending emails) and if you see a story you like, send it to a friend. And for God’s sake, people, keep it real.

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Self-Pimp and Pictorial Adventure #2

Thursday, July 28, 2005

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