Chad Pennington is the Joe Namath of my generation…

Saturday, January 15, 2005

…and that’s not a good thing. I’m a Jet fan through and through, I was born this way. My little corner of Brooklyn where I grew up was Jets/Mets, nothing else. One thing hardcore Jets fans know is that Joe Namath had one good season. In particular, one good game. But we love him anyway. Chad Pennington is so overrated, ever since his first season he can’t win a big game or make a big play.

3 points! His offense scored three points tonight! 7 goes to special teams, 7 goes to the defense. But Chad will still talk it up and the media will still talk up “Chad and his Jets.”

God damn Jets. And God damn Mets, while I’m damning people.

posted by Jason at 8:06 PM 10 Comments

10 Comments

Blogger Jasonisaho said...

My name is Jason and I only like teams that rhyme, like the Jets and the Mets… by the way my favourite basket ball team is the Nets…

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey hey

J-E-T-S

the guam is worried about his Pats today

9:40 AM  
Blogger hooray said...

Well, thats the breaks moose.

dogfood

10:52 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

Jasonisaho – I’m actually a Knick fan, but I admit, I do call them the New York Best Bets which, consequently, is the same thing I call your mom when I’m drunk and horny on a Saturday night.

Guam – I hate to say it, but I think the Colts got this one. I’m cheering for the Pats, mind you, but I think Peyton won’t choke today.

Hooray - Chillin' with the dogfood.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

WHOOOOO FALCONZ!!! GO FALCONZ! VICK VICK VICK!

(What, an Atlanta fan jumping on the bandwagon? Say it ain't so!)

So what the hell was Herm Edwards thinking with that last little milk-the-clock-but-lose-yardage take-a-knee nonsense? Sure, Doug Brien's head oughtta roll, but that noggin oughtta have some company in the gutter.

5:40 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

Jay -

Jets offensive coordinator and clock management guys were as at fault.

Edwards needs to toughen up and get those conservative pansies in line.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of "3 points"... Peyton MVP Manning has done it again in Foxboro. The Colts should at least get a prize for consistency. Next week is the game Pats fans really want to see.

-David

10:06 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

David -
Peyton Manning is proving to be the Dan Marino of our generation.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw Peyton Manning. Screw the Pats. And screw the Knicks. And screw the music. And screw the movies. And screw the nut into the bolt?......And screw you too.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

"Screw Peyton Manning. Screw the Pats. And screw the Knicks. And screw the music. And screw the movies. And screw the nut into the bolt?......And screw you too."

Is this jasonisaho's momma?

(Gotta love the bring-back)

1:13 PM  

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